1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Lol that's interesting
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
... IT'S SO FLUFFY.
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
mwehehe *sits here like a badass villain and pets chingling*
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
... Yeaah I think I could handle this.
7. This Pokemon will try to kill you slowly and painfully:
I..I thought I can trust you
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
ehe ehh that's cute but EEEW.
9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Why do I get only little (cute) Pokimanz?
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep.
... I TAKE IT BACK.
11. This Pokémon will do your cleaning for you:
12. This Pokémon follows you around like a puppy:
>3< And the world